I really want a memorial bench. Always have.
Southwark Council, where I live, will let you put a bench in my local park for £500. You can even walk round with the park rangers and choose the location. So I'm going to do that.
It's a lot of money, but I want to invest in a bench that I can enjoy for the rest of my life.
And that's sort of the problem. Obviously these benches are normally bought by loved ones to remember someone who has passed away. I'm not dead which is great, but leaves me with a dilemma as to what I should write on the plaque.
So what should I write?