We did a pitch the other day and me and the work placement were an hour early.
So we popped into a nearby cafe and had a bacon sandwich and a cup of tea. Lovely. I opened up my laptop to check the presentation and noticed that the screen was a bit grubby. Very grubby. Kids at home and all that. So I asked the cafe owner if I could borrow a cloth and gave the Mac a good wipe.
"It's not like this at The Partners" said the placement.